Carmencita

Today I have a funny story to tell! My twin got married on sat and I changed out Carmen's earrings for the wedding. I went to put them back yesterday and I could not find one of them. Then I remembered the day before I had stood Carmen up against the coffee table so she could watch her show and I could wash some dishes and I looked back to check on her and she was chewing on something so I ran over and scooped a penny out of her mouth. At the time I thought nothing of it. Well actually I thought "if she craps out two dimes and a nickel then you can worry". But when I went to change her earrings back and one was missing I thought I bet she ate one of them before I got to her. So I got her poopy diaper out of the trash and checked it, no earring, plenty of gags though. And I kept checking every time there was poo in her diaper, seemed like every time I changed it there was poo in it. I think she did that on purpose. At the end of the day I was getting her ready for bed and I changed her poopy diaper and sure enough there was an earring in there. EWWWWWW. So I took it out and boiled it forever, then I scrubbed it with soap. She is now wearing pretty gold earrings and I have a HILARIOUS story to embarrass her with. That turd can you believe it. And then tonight she tried to eat one of the ones I took out today ( you think I would have learned my lesson and put them away or not left her standing at the coffee table).

P.S. I give up trying to anonamize us