Short but funny

Today I caught my dog doing horrible things to a stuffed monkey.

I kept hearing a strange noise so I peeked at him and he froze, right in the middle of humping the poor monkeys head. I rescued the monkey and gave him a bath.

I have never seen my dog hump anything but other dogs so it was a surprise.

Made me laugh

A blip

Last night my dog wanted to sleep with me and since our relationship has been strained because of the birth of my children, I didn't want to tell him no. But I had beans for dinner last night. He woke up this morning but I told him to go back to sleep because I am a little sick and super tired. So he nosed his way back under the covers just as I had my first bit of gas from the beans. He sat up and tossed the sheet off of his face and gave me a dirty look. Not exaggerating at all. It was awesome