Sharting

My whole family has the squirts

All of us

I have had the trotts for several days now

Since Saturday for sure

I remember this distinctly because it was Saturday that I sharted

BAD

I was cooking breakfast for the babies when I messed my pants

I ran to the bathroom where Sean was taking his leisurely weekend dump

I told him it was an emergency and that I had sharted and I needed his help

He stopped laughing long enough to get off the pot 

while I answered the phone

it was MIL

I was trying to let her talk to Carmen and not make any more messes

I have been terrified to fart since

I have to go sit on the pot because I am not sure if its just gas

I have to stop there because the rest of the diarrhea stories are not funny

this one is probably not funny either but Sean laughed

Sharting is only funny if its not you